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If yo aye from the black country, this woah mek any sense like, but if yo am, and yome inta footy, this’ll be fookin ilarious, unless yoma dingle o course!
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If yo aye from the black country, this woah mek any sense like, but if yo am, and yome inta footy, this’ll be fookin ilarious, unless yoma dingle o course!

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The following will be typed phonetically, in the form of black country dialect. Because of reasons.
Blimey aou about that aye? Our Stevie is trending on the twitter like? Terns out it’s cus he tuck the piss outa chiles-ey on the tele wore it?
Gee-in ‘im a Tesco bag - that’s proper tek-in the piss like aye it?!?
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The following will be typed phonetically, in the form of black country dialect. Because of reasons.

Blimey aou about that aye? Our Stevie is trending on the twitter like? Terns out it’s cus he tuck the piss outa chiles-ey on the tele wore it?

Gee-in ‘im a Tesco bag - that’s proper tek-in the piss like aye it?!?

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Well that’s never happened before…
[I only wanted to check if their Puff Pastry was on offer - I can make my own, but sometimes it’s easier to just cheat and buy the pre-rolled stuff]

Well that’s never happened before…

[I only wanted to check if their Puff Pastry was on offer - I can make my own, but sometimes it’s easier to just cheat and buy the pre-rolled stuff]

Can someone please tell the Daily Mail and associated numbnuts to fuck off and die?

Seriously.

…Tesco has triggered outrage by ending its support for the Cancer Research ‘Race for Life’ while deciding to sponsor Britain’s largest gay festival.

Some religious commentators and groups have condemned the decision and are calling for a boycott of the supermarket chain…

…But shortly after Tesco announced the partnership would end, the firm said it would be a headline sponsor of Pride London.

This is Britain’s largest gay pride event, and will be adding a second day next year when it hosts the global WorldPride 2012 festival in July…

…Francis Phillips, a commentator at The Catholic Herald, condemned the shift, saying: ‘Tesco is a supermarket. Its remit has been to sell good-quality food and other items at very reasonable prices, and in this it has been hugely successful. Why has it now aligned itself with an aggressive political organisation such as Pride London? 

‘Why has it given up its sponsorship of Cancer Research? Or at least…why hasn’t it taken up with another mainstream charity such as the British Legion or Age UK? ‘There are thousands of ex-servicemen and wounded soldiers needing help in this country, and millions of elderly people in danger of neglect. 

‘They are a fundamental part of the fabric of our society – the kind of fabric that Tesco should be reflecting.’

David Skinner of the Anglican Mainstream organisation, which supports traditional marriage and family life, has written to complain to Mr Higginson and Tesco chief executive Philip Clarke.

He wrote: ‘For Tesco to sponsor a tiny homosexual minority – according to the Office for National Statistics, that amounts to little more than 1 per cent of the population – will be showing the utmost contempt for a large proportion of British society that still adheres, more or less, to the morality and values of the Ten Commandments.’

For the record, I’m no big fan of Pride events. Most of the time. I think they tend to attract the kinda people who annoy the living daylights out of me, regardless their sexual orientation.

But claiming Tesco have triggered “moral outrage” by adding their support? Fucking ridiculous. Tesco can support whatever causes they and their shareholders want, however much that might annoy the Daily Fail.

An organisation, it should be said, that aside from having a very visible vein of homophobia running through their publications, recently called the unemployed “Feckless”. And who always call Jane Goldman [who has written such films as Kick-Ass, X-Men: First Class, Stardust & The Debt] “Mrs. Jonathan Ross”.

That’s before we even get into the doublethink that is constantly complaining about declining moral standards in the UK, yet devoting most of the “column space” on their website, to stories relating to The Only Way is Essex.

Makes the mind boggle.

Tesco observation…

Whenever I order from Tesco online, the order will be picked & processed at one of two super-supermarkets in the area - one of which is near to me, the other one being about 10 miles away.

If they process the order at the local branch - it always arrives bang at the start of the ‘time slot’ [I always pick 8pm - 10pm].

If it comes from the other one? Usually 9:30 - 9:50PM.

Today’s delievery came from the local branch. So it’s now nicely been stored away.

Including the Cherry Tomatoes I neither ordered - or paid for, yet where in one of the bags.

So now I’m off to watch Sunday nights episode of Dragons Den.